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"If I Ever Get Rabies" Christmas Raccoon Humor Sweatshirt – Ugly Sweater Style

Name: "If I Ever Get Rabies" Christmas Raccoon Humor Sweatshirt – Ugly Sweater Style
Brand: 测品
SKU: #41122601#印花955-crewneck
Price: 42.99 USD
Availability: InStock

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Crewneck Hoodie T-shirt

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Embrace edgy holiday humor with the "If I Ever Get Rabies" Christmas Raccoon Sweatshirt. This design wraps dark, playful sarcasm in a classic "ugly sweater" aesthetic: a Santa-hatted raccoon (a nod to the animal’s rabies reputation) sits atop festive patterns (snowflakes, knit details), paired with the absurdly funny slogan.

Design & Tone: Blends Christmas coziness with irreverent humor, making it a conversation starter at ugly sweater parties, family gatherings, or casual holiday outings.
Comfort & Versatility: Available in colors like beige, red, navy, and green (soft crewneck sweatshirt). Crafted from cozy fabric, it’s suitable for winter wear, layering, or as a playful holiday staple.
Audience & Gifting: Ideal for those who love quirky/edgy holiday style, raccoon enthusiasts, or anyone who avoids overly sweet Christmas apparel. A standout vintage-inspired gift for Christmas or white elephant exchanges.

MULTIPLE COLORS: Multiple colors to choose from to match your mood, style or season.

👕 UNHORIZONTAL SIZE: Our t-shirts are suitable for everyone and range in size from S to 5XL. Please use our detailed size chart to find your perfect fit.

🎁 GREAT GIFT GIVING: Our graphic t-shirts make thoughtful gifts for birthdays and holidays. Surprise your friends and loved ones with a stylish and comfortable addition to their closet.

FAST SHIPPING: Your order will be carefully packaged and shipped within 5-7 business days to ensure the item is in perfect condition.

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