A Whimsical Warning for the Bold Botanist Are you a plant lover who prefers the mysterious, the moody, and the slightly dangerous side of nature? This graphic tee speaks directly to your inner green witch and dark academic. Blending gorgeous vintage scientific illustration with a timeless piece of cheeky wisdom—"All Plants Are Edible, Some Only Once"—this shirt is bound to spark conversations, giggles, and knowing nods wherever you go.
Intricate Dark Botanical Artistry The centerpiece features a beautifully detailed, Victorian-style etching layout. Look closely and explore a curated collection of nature's secret defenses: elegant but deadly foxgloves, delicate lilies of the valley, mysterious wild mushrooms, and thorny pods surrounding a detailed central skull. It’s an aesthetic masterpiece that balances cottagecore elegance with a gothic edge.
Perfect For:
Gardening Enthusiasts who love dark humor and unconventional backyard flora.
Dark Academia & Gothic Stylists looking for an everyday graphic top to pair with combat boots and layered cardigans.
Witchy & Oddities Collectors who appreciate the historical folklore of poisonous plants.
An unforgettable gift for that one friend whose plant collection is slightly intimidating.
Key Features:
Premium premium-grade fabric offering an ultra-soft, breathable, and lived-in feel from day one.
High-definition graphic printing with rich, earthy tones that resist fading over time.
Versatile unisex fit that looks incredible styled oversized, tucked into high-waisted denim, or with rolled sleeves.
ⓘ SIZE & FIT GUIDE +
T-Shirt Size Chart
L (IN)
W (IN)
SLEEVE
S
28
18
15 ⅝
M
29
20
17
L
30
22
18 ½
XL
31
24
20
2XL
32
26
21 ½
3XL
33
28
22 ¾
4XL
34
30
24 ¼
5XL
35
32
25 ¼
Hoodie / Crewneck Size Chart
SIZE
L (IN)
W (IN)
SLEEVE
S
25.2
17.3
22.4
M
26.3
18.1
22.8
L
27.5
18.9
23.2
XL
28.7
20
23.6
2XL
29.9
21.2
24
3XL
30.7
22.4
24.4
4XL
31.1
23.6
24.8
5XL
31.9
24.8
25.2
Measurements are taken by hand and may vary slightly.
ⓘ SHIPPING INFO +
We ship worldwide. Estimated delivery times by region:
USA: 3–7 business days
Canada: 3–10 business days
Europe: 5–14 business days
Australia & NZ: 3–7 business days
ⓘ REFUNDS & RETURNS +
30-Day Money-Back Guarantee
If you are not 100% satisfied with your purchase, you can return your item within 30 days of delivery for a full refund or exchange.
Please ensure items are unworn and unwashed. Contact our support team to start a return.
